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Joseph Njoroge
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Oct 7, 2023
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Oct 4, 2023
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Oct 3, 2023
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Sep 26, 2023
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Faiza
Guest
Sep 21, 2023
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Mchawi
Guest
Sep 6, 2023
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Mohamed
Guest
Sep 4, 2023
Thanks Ackyshine
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Nassar
Guest
Aug 19, 2023
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Farida
Guest
Aug 9, 2023
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Makame
Guest
Aug 7, 2023
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Nasra
Guest
Aug 7, 2023
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Ramadhan
Guest
Aug 7, 2023
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Aug 7, 2023
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jul 19, 2023
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jul 10, 2023
😁 This made my day!
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jul 5, 2023
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Mazrui
Guest
Jun 29, 2023
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jun 25, 2023
🤣 This one got me good!
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jun 20, 2023
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Abubakar
Guest
Jun 12, 2023
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jun 9, 2023
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Yahya
Guest
Jun 7, 2023
😆 Saving this one!
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Charles Wafula
Guest
May 22, 2023
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
May 17, 2023
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
May 9, 2023
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Shani
Guest
May 6, 2023
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Khadija
Guest
May 6, 2023
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
May 5, 2023
😄 You got me good!
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Arifa
Guest
May 1, 2023
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Issack
Guest
Apr 23, 2023
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Mazrui
Guest
Apr 23, 2023
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Apr 13, 2023
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Yahya
Guest
Apr 12, 2023
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Apr 4, 2023
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Apr 3, 2023
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Mar 30, 2023
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Mar 28, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Rubea
Guest
Mar 27, 2023
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Halimah
Guest
Mar 18, 2023
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Nahida
Guest
Mar 16, 2023
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Azima
Guest
Mar 15, 2023
😄 What a joke!
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Mar 15, 2023
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Mar 14, 2023
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Mar 10, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 8, 2023
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Feb 4, 2023
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Feb 1, 2023
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jan 19, 2023
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Rubea
Guest
Jan 17, 2023
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Farida
Guest
Jan 7, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Khatib
Guest
Jan 6, 2023
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Dec 30, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Dec 29, 2022
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Dec 18, 2022
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Dec 18, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 9, 2022
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Dec 5, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Dec 3, 2022
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Mazrui
Guest
Dec 3, 2022
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
