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Kevin Maina
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Sep 5, 2023
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Hellen Nduta
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Sep 3, 2023
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Mwanais
Guest
Sep 1, 2023
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Aug 20, 2023
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Aug 18, 2023
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Aug 8, 2023
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Zubeida
Guest
Jul 17, 2023
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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James Malima
Guest
Jun 18, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Bahati
Guest
Jun 13, 2023
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jun 9, 2023
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Abubakar
Guest
Jun 2, 2023
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Neema
Guest
Jun 1, 2023
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Mgeni
Guest
May 21, 2023
🤣 This one got me good!
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
May 13, 2023
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Maida
Guest
May 6, 2023
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Apr 26, 2023
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Raha
Guest
Apr 23, 2023
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Frank Macha
Guest
Apr 17, 2023
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Ramadhan
Guest
Apr 15, 2023
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Rehema
Guest
Apr 5, 2023
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Apr 4, 2023
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Mar 29, 2023
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Fadhili
Guest
Mar 26, 2023
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Mar 19, 2023
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Sarafina
Guest
Mar 18, 2023
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Mar 14, 2023
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Mar 11, 2023
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Grace Minja
Guest
Mar 6, 2023
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Ann Awino
Guest
Feb 25, 2023
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Khamis
Guest
Feb 20, 2023
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Zakia
Guest
Feb 20, 2023
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Feb 17, 2023
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Anna Malela
Guest
Feb 16, 2023
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jan 30, 2023
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jan 24, 2023
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Dec 28, 2022
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Dec 26, 2022
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Kassim
Guest
Dec 26, 2022
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Latifa
Guest
Dec 24, 2022
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Dec 22, 2022
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Dec 17, 2022
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Nassor
Guest
Dec 10, 2022
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Muslima
Guest
Dec 8, 2022
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Dec 5, 2022
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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James Kawawa
Guest
Dec 4, 2022
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Nov 26, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Nov 23, 2022
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Nassar
Guest
Nov 17, 2022
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Oct 19, 2022
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Oct 15, 2022
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Selemani
Guest
Oct 12, 2022
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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James Mduma
Guest
Oct 12, 2022
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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David Chacha
Guest
Oct 12, 2022
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Oct 9, 2022
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Habiba
Guest
Sep 22, 2022
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Sep 22, 2022
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
