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Yusuf
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Nov 20, 2023
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
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Bakari
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Nov 13, 2023
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
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Zawadi
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Nov 6, 2023
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
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Mwagonda
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Nov 6, 2023
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Anna Sumari
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Nov 5, 2023
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
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Maimuna
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Nov 4, 2023
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
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David Musyoka
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Oct 29, 2023
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
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Peter Otieno
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Oct 27, 2023
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Oct 21, 2023
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Sep 30, 2023
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
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Fikiri
Guest
Sep 27, 2023
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Sep 26, 2023
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
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John Malisa
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Sep 23, 2023
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
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Robert Ndunguru
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Sep 12, 2023
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
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Mtumwa
Guest
Aug 29, 2023
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
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Lydia Mutheu
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Aug 26, 2023
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
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Baridi
Guest
Aug 3, 2023
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
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Hamida
Guest
Aug 2, 2023
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Raha
Guest
Jul 30, 2023
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jul 29, 2023
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Bernard Oduor
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Jul 23, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
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Rashid
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Jul 16, 2023
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
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Abubakari
Guest
Jun 21, 2023
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
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James Mduma
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Jun 21, 2023
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
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Salma
Guest
Jun 20, 2023
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
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Hellen Nduta
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Jun 20, 2023
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
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Mariam Kawawa
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Jun 15, 2023
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
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Mohamed
Guest
Jun 14, 2023
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
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Furaha
Guest
Jun 14, 2023
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jun 7, 2023
Thanks Ackyshine
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jun 1, 2023
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
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Maulid
Guest
May 30, 2023
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
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Grace Mligo
Guest
May 22, 2023
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
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Janet Wambura
Guest
May 18, 2023
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Abdillah
Guest
May 16, 2023
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
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Samuel Omondi
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May 12, 2023
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
May 9, 2023
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
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Azima
Guest
May 8, 2023
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Apr 22, 2023
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Apr 8, 2023
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
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Halima
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Apr 5, 2023
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Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Maneno
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Apr 4, 2023
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
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Salum
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Mar 26, 2023
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Mar 24, 2023
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
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Robert Okello
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Mar 22, 2023
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
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Grace Minja
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Mar 7, 2023
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
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John Lissu
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Feb 21, 2023
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
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Michael Onyango
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Feb 21, 2023
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
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Mwanajuma
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Feb 20, 2023
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
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Henry Sokoine
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Feb 16, 2023
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Saidi
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Feb 2, 2023
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jan 15, 2023
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jan 13, 2023
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
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Majid
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Jan 3, 2023
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
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Tabu
Guest
Dec 31, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Dec 25, 2022
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
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Ann Awino
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Dec 23, 2022
๐ Still cracking up!
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Henry Mollel
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Dec 19, 2022
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
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Francis Mtangi
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Dec 16, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
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Fikiri
Guest
Dec 10, 2022
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐