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Nov 20, 2023
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ππ§Ή
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Bakari
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Nov 13, 2023
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄
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Zawadi
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Nov 6, 2023
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
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Mwagonda
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Nov 6, 2023
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! π¦π½οΈ
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Anna Sumari
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Nov 5, 2023
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ππ₯
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Maimuna
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Nov 4, 2023
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ππ€
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David Musyoka
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Oct 29, 2023
I donβt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. βπ
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Peter Otieno
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Oct 27, 2023
Whatβs a snowmanβs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! βπ
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Peter Otieno
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Oct 21, 2023
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ
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Lucy Kimotho
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Sep 30, 2023
Why donβt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ππ―ββοΈ
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Fikiri
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Sep 27, 2023
Monday should be optional. π΄β³
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Grace Majaliwa
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Sep 26, 2023
Life is too short to wear boring socks. π§¦π
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John Malisa
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Sep 23, 2023
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyβre transparent! π»π€₯
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Robert Ndunguru
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Sep 12, 2023
Whatβs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! πͺπ
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Mtumwa
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Aug 29, 2023
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ππ―
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Lydia Mutheu
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Aug 26, 2023
They say 'donβt try this at home,' so Iβm coming over to your house to try it. πΆββοΈπ‘
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Baridi
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Aug 3, 2023
Whatβs a cowβs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ππ₯
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Hamida
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Aug 2, 2023
I canβt cook, but I can follow directionsβso if I fail, itβs the recipeβs fault. π³π€·ββοΈ
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Raha
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Jul 30, 2023
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. πΈπ
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Diana Mallya
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Jul 29, 2023
If at first, you donβt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. π©βπ§π€·ββοΈ
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Bernard Oduor
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Jul 23, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
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Rashid
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Jul 16, 2023
I donβt need a mood ring; I have a face. ππ¬
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Abubakari
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Jun 21, 2023
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. π‘π
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James Mduma
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Jun 21, 2023
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. π°π€£
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Salma
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Jun 20, 2023
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
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Hellen Nduta
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Jun 20, 2023
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts. ππ₯
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Mariam Kawawa
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Jun 15, 2023
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πββοΈπ
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Mohamed
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Jun 14, 2023
π I canβt even breathe, so funny!
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Furaha
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Jun 14, 2023
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! π
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Moses Kipkemboi
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Jun 7, 2023
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Monica Nyalandu
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Jun 1, 2023
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! π β½
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Maulid
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May 30, 2023
I hate when Iβm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€πΆ
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Grace Mligo
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May 22, 2023
π€£ This joke is just too good!
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Janet Wambura
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May 18, 2023
I smile because I donβt know whatβs going on. ππ€·ββοΈ
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Abdillah
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May 16, 2023
π Laughing so hard right now!
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Samuel Omondi
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May 12, 2023
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
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Lydia Mahiga
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May 9, 2023
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€
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Azima
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May 8, 2023
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! πβΈοΈ
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Kenneth Murithi
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Apr 22, 2023
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. π§π€²
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Joyce Aoko
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Apr 8, 2023
Just what I needed today! Thank you! π
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Halima
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Apr 5, 2023
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Maneno
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Apr 4, 2023
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π
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Salum
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Mar 26, 2023
π Iβm bookmarking this for later!
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Charles Mrope
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Mar 24, 2023
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! π¦π΄
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Robert Okello
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Mar 22, 2023
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donβt like bills! π¦π΅
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Grace Minja
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Mar 7, 2023
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ππ΅οΈββοΈ
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John Lissu
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Feb 21, 2023
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! π³π¦·
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Michael Onyango
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Feb 21, 2023
Dieting is wishful shrinking. π©π
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Mwanajuma
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Feb 20, 2023
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! πͺ°πΆββοΈ
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Henry Sokoine
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Feb 16, 2023
π I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Saidi
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Feb 2, 2023
π Iβm literally in stitches right now!
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Mwafirika
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Jan 15, 2023
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. π§π€
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Rose Kiwanga
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Jan 13, 2023
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ππ
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Majid
Guest
Jan 3, 2023
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youβre innocent.' π¬π
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Tabu
Guest
Dec 31, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. ππ
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Victor Kamau
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Dec 25, 2022
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iβm talking to myself non-stop. π£οΈπ
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Ann Awino
Guest
Dec 23, 2022
π Still cracking up!
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Dec 19, 2022
Whatβs a pigβs favorite karate move? The pork chop! π·π₯
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Dec 16, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
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Fikiri
Guest
Dec 10, 2022
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
