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Why did the man take his clock to the vet?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Short Answer: Because it had ticks! ๐Ÿถโฐ

Explanation: The man took his clock to the vet because he thought it had ticks, but little did he know that it was just the ticking sound that clocks make! The play on words between ticks (as in insects) and ticks (as in the sound) adds a humorous twist to the situation. It's a light-hearted way to bring a smile to someone's face and get them chuckling at the pun. ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜„

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