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George Wanjala
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Jul 31, 2022
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Zakaria
Guest
Jul 13, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Habiba
Guest
Jul 12, 2022
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jul 4, 2022
😄 Perfect joke!
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Husna
Guest
Jun 30, 2022
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jun 30, 2022
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jun 29, 2022
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Jafari
Guest
Jun 24, 2022
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Zawadi
Guest
Jun 23, 2022
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jun 13, 2022
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Mwinyi
Guest
May 31, 2022
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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George Ndungu
Guest
May 14, 2022
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
May 8, 2022
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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James Kawawa
Guest
May 6, 2022
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Baridi
Guest
May 5, 2022
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
May 3, 2022
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
May 2, 2022
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Apr 20, 2022
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Ibrahim
Guest
Apr 7, 2022
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Mar 11, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Baraka
Guest
Feb 18, 2022
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Feb 16, 2022
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Raha
Guest
Feb 15, 2022
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Feb 10, 2022
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Grace Minja
Guest
Feb 2, 2022
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Feb 2, 2022
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jan 28, 2022
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jan 27, 2022
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jan 21, 2022
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jan 18, 2022
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jan 17, 2022
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jan 17, 2022
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Mhina
Guest
Jan 17, 2022
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Fikiri
Guest
Jan 16, 2022
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jan 6, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Masika
Guest
Dec 30, 2021
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Dec 28, 2021
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Leila
Guest
Dec 27, 2021
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Dec 15, 2021
😂 I’m saving this one!
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George Tenga
Guest
Dec 5, 2021
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Mjaka
Guest
Nov 29, 2021
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Nov 27, 2021
😄 You got me!
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Nov 24, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Binti
Guest
Nov 24, 2021
😂 I’m dying!
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Mhina
Guest
Nov 22, 2021
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Nov 9, 2021
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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John Mwangi
Guest
Oct 29, 2021
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Maimuna
Guest
Oct 27, 2021
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Nuru
Guest
Oct 27, 2021
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Oct 23, 2021
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Oct 21, 2021
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Oct 18, 2021
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Oct 18, 2021
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Hashim
Guest
Oct 5, 2021
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Oct 2, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Sep 30, 2021
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Sep 30, 2021
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Sep 29, 2021
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
