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Christopher Oloo
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Dec 18, 2022
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Dec 16, 2022
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Faiza
Guest
Dec 14, 2022
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Dec 9, 2022
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Dec 1, 2022
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Dec 1, 2022
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Rehema
Guest
Nov 24, 2022
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Nov 9, 2022
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Nov 8, 2022
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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George Ndungu
Guest
Nov 7, 2022
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Mazrui
Guest
Oct 12, 2022
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Oct 9, 2022
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Oct 6, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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James Kimani
Guest
Oct 3, 2022
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Aug 27, 2022
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Mwagonda
Guest
Aug 6, 2022
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Shamsa
Guest
Jul 22, 2022
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jul 19, 2022
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jun 28, 2022
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jun 17, 2022
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jun 10, 2022
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jun 1, 2022
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Jamila
Guest
May 31, 2022
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
May 30, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Zakaria
Guest
May 29, 2022
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
May 19, 2022
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
May 7, 2022
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Mwagonda
Guest
May 6, 2022
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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James Kimani
Guest
Apr 13, 2022
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Rahim
Guest
Mar 21, 2022
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Abubakar
Guest
Mar 19, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Maimuna
Guest
Mar 17, 2022
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Jaffar
Guest
Mar 4, 2022
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Masika
Guest
Feb 14, 2022
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Nasra
Guest
Jan 25, 2022
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Latifa
Guest
Jan 12, 2022
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jan 9, 2022
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Abdullah
Guest
Jan 7, 2022
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jan 5, 2022
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jan 4, 2022
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jan 2, 2022
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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George Wanjala
Guest
Dec 29, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Mwajabu
Guest
Dec 18, 2021
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Dec 8, 2021
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Shabani
Guest
Dec 4, 2021
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Nov 28, 2021
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 26, 2021
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Mchuma
Guest
Nov 24, 2021
😂 Gotta save this!
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 14, 2021
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Nov 3, 2021
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Nov 1, 2021
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Oct 31, 2021
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Oct 14, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Oct 13, 2021
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Nashon
Guest
Oct 7, 2021
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Oct 1, 2021
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Sep 30, 2021
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Sep 28, 2021
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Sep 21, 2021
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Rahma
Guest
Sep 15, 2021
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
