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Rose Waithera
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Jul 24, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jul 17, 2021
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Abdullah
Guest
Jul 16, 2021
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Masika
Guest
Jul 12, 2021
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jun 29, 2021
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Zawadi
Guest
Jun 27, 2021
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jun 21, 2021
😄 What a joke!
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jun 19, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jun 1, 2021
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Jabir
Guest
Jun 1, 2021
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Mariam
Guest
Jun 1, 2021
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
May 30, 2021
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
May 18, 2021
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
May 6, 2021
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
May 4, 2021
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Zainab
Guest
Apr 12, 2021
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Apr 11, 2021
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Shabani
Guest
Apr 7, 2021
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Amina
Guest
Mar 29, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Mazrui
Guest
Mar 20, 2021
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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James Mduma
Guest
Mar 10, 2021
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Samuel Were
Guest
Feb 28, 2021
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jan 31, 2021
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jan 28, 2021
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Muslima
Guest
Jan 27, 2021
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Ahmed
Guest
Jan 25, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Nasra
Guest
Jan 20, 2021
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Hashim
Guest
Jan 14, 2021
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Ndoto
Guest
Dec 28, 2020
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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David Nyerere
Guest
Dec 18, 2020
😂 This is a keeper!
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Dec 16, 2020
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Asha
Guest
Dec 13, 2020
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Sharifa
Guest
Dec 11, 2020
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Zuhura
Guest
Dec 10, 2020
😆 Still cracking up!
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Hamida
Guest
Dec 8, 2020
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Dec 7, 2020
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Nov 15, 2020
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Nov 9, 2020
😁 This is gold!
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Farida
Guest
Oct 31, 2020
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Zulekha
Guest
Oct 19, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Mgeni
Guest
Oct 17, 2020
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Oct 17, 2020
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Oct 15, 2020
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Oct 14, 2020
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Oct 12, 2020
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Oct 8, 2020
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Oct 7, 2020
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Sep 28, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Bakari
Guest
Sep 23, 2020
😁 This just made my day!
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Sep 19, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Sep 18, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Biashara
Guest
Sep 17, 2020
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Fadhila
Guest
Sep 16, 2020
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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David Musyoka
Guest
Aug 29, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Sekela
Guest
Aug 12, 2020
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Aug 7, 2020
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Aug 2, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
