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Dec 9, 2021
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Nov 30, 2021
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Nov 21, 2021
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Nov 8, 2021
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Nov 8, 2021
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Maneno
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Oct 25, 2021
I like long walksβespecially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
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Ruth Mtangi
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Oct 20, 2021
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Mohamed
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Oct 20, 2021
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. π‘π§Ό
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Mary Mrope
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Oct 20, 2021
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Oct 19, 2021
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Sep 29, 2021
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Sep 25, 2021
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Sep 23, 2021
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Athumani
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Sep 22, 2021
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David Sokoine
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Sep 18, 2021
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
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Janet Sumaye
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Sep 6, 2021
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Sep 6, 2021
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Aug 28, 2021
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Stephen Kangethe
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Aug 24, 2021
Whatβs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ππ’
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Mwajabu
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Aug 22, 2021
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ππ
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Zulekha
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Jul 31, 2021
Classic! Iβm still laughing! π
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George Ndungu
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Jul 16, 2021
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Jafari
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Jul 2, 2021
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Jun 27, 2021
Whatβs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! π°π€
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Nashon
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Jun 21, 2021
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iβm gaining weight. ππ
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Bakari
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Jun 20, 2021
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! π₯·π
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Jun 20, 2021
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. π±πΌ
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Mwinyi
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Jun 6, 2021
Iβve learned so much from my mistakes, Iβm thinking of making a few more. ππ
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Victor Malima
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Jun 5, 2021
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Dorothy Majaliwa
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Jun 2, 2021
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? β²οΈπ½οΈ
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Joyce Nkya
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May 30, 2021
π That punchline!
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John Malisa
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May 28, 2021
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. π©³π
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Irene Akoth
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May 28, 2021
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Salum
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May 28, 2021
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Mwajuma
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May 22, 2021
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May 20, 2021
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Chris Okello
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May 9, 2021
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ€¨
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Ahmed
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May 5, 2021
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Rose Lowassa
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Apr 29, 2021
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donβt work! ππ
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Grace Majaliwa
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Apr 25, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππ
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Rose Waithera
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Apr 25, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
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Betty Akinyi
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Apr 24, 2021
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Apr 20, 2021
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Kijakazi
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Apr 14, 2021
I donβt suffer from insanityβI enjoy every minute of it. π€ͺβ³
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Halima
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Mar 30, 2021
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ππ
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
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Mar 29, 2021
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! β°π
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Grace Njuguna
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Mar 29, 2021
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnβt tried chocolate. π«π
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Mwanaidha
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Mar 27, 2021
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. β‘π
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Ahmed
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Mar 21, 2021
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Furaha
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Mar 21, 2021
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. πβοΈ
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Zubeida
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Mar 21, 2021
Hilarious! This oneβs going into my favorites! π
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Azima
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Mar 18, 2021
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Stephen Kikwete
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Mar 8, 2021
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
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Nancy Komba
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Feb 16, 2021
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ππ
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Mwanaidha
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Feb 4, 2021
Whatβs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! π©π€
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Daniel Obura
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Jan 25, 2021
Iβm not weird; Iβm limited edition. ππ¦
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Hamida
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Jan 21, 2021
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Mary Sokoine
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Jan 20, 2021
π Iβm dying!
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Maulid
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Jan 13, 2021
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. π‘π
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jan 8, 2021
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ππ
