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Fadhili
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Sep 11, 2020
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
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Hamida
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Sep 10, 2020
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
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Raha
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Sep 9, 2020
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Aug 30, 2020
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
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John Mwangi
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Aug 28, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
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George Mallya
Guest
Aug 23, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Aug 16, 2020
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
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Jamila
Guest
Jul 21, 2020
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jul 17, 2020
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jul 9, 2020
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jun 29, 2020
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jun 24, 2020
๐ This just made my day!
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Hamida
Guest
Jun 15, 2020
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Yusra
Guest
Jun 7, 2020
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
May 31, 2020
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
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Amina
Guest
May 29, 2020
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
May 27, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
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Rahim
Guest
May 27, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
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Mwakisu
Guest
May 15, 2020
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
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George Ndungu
Guest
May 13, 2020
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
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Chris Okello
Guest
May 5, 2020
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Apr 27, 2020
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
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Irene Makena
Guest
Apr 26, 2020
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Apr 23, 2020
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
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Nyota
Guest
Apr 22, 2020
๐คฃ Sending this now!
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Apr 4, 2020
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
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Chris Okello
Guest
Mar 30, 2020
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Mar 20, 2020
๐ Nailed it!
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Mar 18, 2020
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Mar 18, 2020
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
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Fadhili
Guest
Mar 7, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Mar 6, 2020
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
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Mwakisu
Guest
Mar 3, 2020
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Feb 25, 2020
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Feb 23, 2020
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
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Nchi
Guest
Feb 13, 2020
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
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Athumani
Guest
Feb 2, 2020
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
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Kahina
Guest
Feb 1, 2020
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jan 21, 2020
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jan 21, 2020
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
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Maimuna
Guest
Jan 7, 2020
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jan 5, 2020
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Dec 31, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Dec 30, 2019
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
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Hawa
Guest
Dec 22, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Nov 25, 2019
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
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Halima
Guest
Nov 23, 2019
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Nov 17, 2019
๐ You totally won the internet today!
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Kazija
Guest
Nov 4, 2019
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
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Bakari
Guest
Nov 2, 2019
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Oct 25, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Oct 23, 2019
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Oct 10, 2019
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
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Ibrahim
Guest
Oct 4, 2019
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Oct 3, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
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David Kawawa
Guest
Sep 30, 2019
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Sep 23, 2019
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Sep 20, 2019
๐ This joke just made my day!
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Rahim
Guest
Sep 10, 2019
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Sep 9, 2019
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
