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Mary Kendi
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Nov 24, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Selemani
Guest
Nov 19, 2020
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Nov 17, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Nov 14, 2020
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Husna
Guest
Nov 10, 2020
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Nov 7, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Nov 1, 2020
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Oct 31, 2020
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Chris Okello
Guest
Oct 29, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Oct 26, 2020
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Rahma
Guest
Oct 23, 2020
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Oct 12, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mwagonda
Guest
Oct 11, 2020
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Sep 26, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Sep 19, 2020
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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David Sokoine
Guest
Sep 8, 2020
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Jafari
Guest
Sep 3, 2020
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Sep 2, 2020
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Aug 24, 2020
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Raha
Guest
Aug 17, 2020
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Aug 10, 2020
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Yahya
Guest
Aug 10, 2020
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Aug 2, 2020
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jul 21, 2020
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jul 21, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 7, 2020
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jul 5, 2020
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Halimah
Guest
Jul 5, 2020
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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John Malisa
Guest
Jun 27, 2020
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Wande
Guest
Jun 26, 2020
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Rahim
Guest
Jun 16, 2020
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jun 2, 2020
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Habiba
Guest
May 30, 2020
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
May 28, 2020
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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David Sokoine
Guest
May 27, 2020
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
May 23, 2020
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Mary Mrope
Guest
May 11, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
May 9, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Husna
Guest
May 7, 2020
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Binti
Guest
May 3, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Apr 22, 2020
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Apr 15, 2020
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Apr 12, 2020
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Apr 12, 2020
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Apr 8, 2020
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Apr 3, 2020
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Daudi
Guest
Mar 30, 2020
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Mar 28, 2020
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Amir
Guest
Mar 28, 2020
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Mar 25, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Mar 23, 2020
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Kheri
Guest
Mar 17, 2020
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Mar 4, 2020
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Kazija
Guest
Mar 2, 2020
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Nasra
Guest
Feb 29, 2020
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Feb 27, 2020
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Mwakisu
Guest
Feb 26, 2020
😂 Gotta save this!
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Nyota
Guest
Feb 14, 2020
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Maimuna
Guest
Feb 12, 2020
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
