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Mjaka
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Oct 12, 2019
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Susan Wangari
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Sep 29, 2019
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Sep 27, 2019
😂 I’m saving this one!
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John Malisa
Guest
Sep 23, 2019
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Mwajuma
Guest
Sep 22, 2019
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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James Mduma
Guest
Sep 8, 2019
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Sep 7, 2019
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Athumani
Guest
Sep 6, 2019
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 5, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jul 29, 2019
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jul 27, 2019
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Husna
Guest
Jul 25, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jul 16, 2019
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Omar
Guest
Jul 14, 2019
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jul 6, 2019
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jul 4, 2019
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jul 3, 2019
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jun 27, 2019
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jun 27, 2019
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jun 22, 2019
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Shani
Guest
Jun 17, 2019
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jun 17, 2019
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Chiku
Guest
Jun 16, 2019
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jun 12, 2019
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jun 11, 2019
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Nyota
Guest
May 23, 2019
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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John Lissu
Guest
May 16, 2019
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Fikiri
Guest
May 14, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Azima
Guest
May 12, 2019
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
May 4, 2019
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Apr 24, 2019
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Apr 22, 2019
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Apr 19, 2019
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Apr 11, 2019
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Apr 8, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Apr 1, 2019
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Kahina
Guest
Mar 30, 2019
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Mhina
Guest
Mar 24, 2019
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Mar 22, 2019
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Mar 22, 2019
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Feb 27, 2019
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Feb 26, 2019
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Kazija
Guest
Feb 21, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Feb 15, 2019
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Feb 13, 2019
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Maida
Guest
Feb 12, 2019
😄 Nailed it!
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jan 26, 2019
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Makame
Guest
Jan 25, 2019
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jan 22, 2019
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Abdullah
Guest
Jan 16, 2019
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Zakia
Guest
Jan 9, 2019
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jan 7, 2019
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jan 4, 2019
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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James Malima
Guest
Jan 4, 2019
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Mwanais
Guest
Dec 31, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Dec 20, 2018
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Dec 14, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Shani
Guest
Dec 8, 2018
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Baraka
Guest
Dec 5, 2018
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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John Kamande
Guest
Nov 12, 2018
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
