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Rabia
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Jan 18, 2020
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Christopher Oloo
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Jan 17, 2020
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Zakaria
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Jan 16, 2020
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Rahma
Guest
Jan 12, 2020
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jan 10, 2020
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Salma
Guest
Jan 9, 2020
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jan 7, 2020
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Dec 13, 2019
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Dec 12, 2019
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Dec 10, 2019
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Halima
Guest
Dec 10, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Dec 3, 2019
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Habiba
Guest
Dec 2, 2019
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Victor Malima
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Nov 26, 2019
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Nov 21, 2019
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Oct 30, 2019
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Oct 28, 2019
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Oct 26, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Sofia
Guest
Oct 20, 2019
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Oct 17, 2019
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Oct 8, 2019
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Kassim
Guest
Oct 1, 2019
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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David Ochieng
Guest
Sep 28, 2019
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Sep 26, 2019
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Sep 19, 2019
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Nashon
Guest
Sep 13, 2019
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Baraka
Guest
Sep 9, 2019
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Sep 8, 2019
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Mwajabu
Guest
Aug 14, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Aug 8, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jul 31, 2019
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Nchi
Guest
Jul 28, 2019
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jul 20, 2019
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jul 20, 2019
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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George Mallya
Guest
Jul 14, 2019
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jul 5, 2019
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Stephen Kikwete
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Jun 27, 2019
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Thomas Mtaki
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Jun 22, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jun 21, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Nyota
Guest
Jun 21, 2019
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jun 17, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Mchuma
Guest
Jun 14, 2019
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jun 13, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jun 10, 2019
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jun 4, 2019
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
😆 This one really got me!
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Latifa
Guest
May 28, 2019
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Ann Awino
Guest
May 9, 2019
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Salima
Guest
May 7, 2019
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Ndoto
Guest
Apr 26, 2019
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Apr 20, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Tabu
Guest
Apr 20, 2019
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Masika
Guest
Apr 14, 2019
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Jaffar
Guest
Apr 9, 2019
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Apr 4, 2019
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Mar 8, 2019
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Sharifa
Guest
Mar 7, 2019
😄 Nailed it!
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Salima
Guest
Feb 12, 2019
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
