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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jul 23, 2019
😄 Too good!
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jul 22, 2019
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 18, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jul 12, 2019
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Fatuma
Guest
Jun 24, 2019
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jun 4, 2019
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jun 2, 2019
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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John Mushi
Guest
May 29, 2019
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Omari
Guest
May 25, 2019
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Jamal
Guest
May 19, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Mwanaidha
Guest
May 12, 2019
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Kahina
Guest
May 12, 2019
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
May 11, 2019
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
May 10, 2019
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
May 9, 2019
😁 This made my day!
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
May 7, 2019
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
May 4, 2019
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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James Kimani
Guest
Apr 30, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Nyota
Guest
Apr 29, 2019
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Apr 11, 2019
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Apr 9, 2019
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Apr 8, 2019
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Abubakari
Guest
Apr 5, 2019
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Ramadhan
Guest
Mar 30, 2019
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Mar 19, 2019
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Mar 10, 2019
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Shani
Guest
Mar 8, 2019
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Fadhili
Guest
Feb 27, 2019
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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David Musyoka
Guest
Feb 22, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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John Mushi
Guest
Feb 22, 2019
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Baridi
Guest
Feb 21, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Feb 19, 2019
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Sekela
Guest
Feb 16, 2019
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Mwagonda
Guest
Feb 4, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Feb 3, 2019
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jan 25, 2019
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Mashaka
Guest
Jan 24, 2019
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Issack
Guest
Dec 27, 2018
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Samuel Were
Guest
Dec 18, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Abubakar
Guest
Dec 16, 2018
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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John Lissu
Guest
Dec 6, 2018
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Nov 28, 2018
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Nov 26, 2018
😁 This just made my day!
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Mwachumu
Guest
Nov 26, 2018
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Nov 25, 2018
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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George Wanjala
Guest
Nov 7, 2018
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Nov 2, 2018
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Khadija
Guest
Oct 20, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mwalimu
Guest
Oct 15, 2018
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Oct 14, 2018
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Oct 1, 2018
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Sep 24, 2018
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Sep 2, 2018
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Sep 1, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Aug 28, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Aug 20, 2018
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Bahati
Guest
Aug 8, 2018
😆 Still cracking up!
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Sultan
Guest
Jul 27, 2018
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jul 20, 2018
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jul 15, 2018
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
