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Abdullah
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Aug 4, 2019
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Salum
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Jul 17, 2019
🤣 This one got me good!
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Andrew Mahiga
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Jul 2, 2019
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Martin Otieno
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Jul 1, 2019
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 25, 2019
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Anna Malela
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Jun 25, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Linda Karimi
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Jun 25, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Monica Adhiambo
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Jun 24, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Mwagonda
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Jun 20, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Jackson Makori
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Jun 17, 2019
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Rose Waithera
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Jun 17, 2019
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Mohamed
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Jun 16, 2019
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Agnes Lowassa
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Jun 14, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Halimah
Guest
Jun 14, 2019
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jun 12, 2019
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Bakari
Guest
Jun 8, 2019
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jun 8, 2019
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Monica Adhiambo
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May 31, 2019
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
May 19, 2019
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Alice Mrema
Guest
May 7, 2019
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Linda Karimi
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May 6, 2019
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Mwanaisha
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Apr 27, 2019
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Yusra
Guest
Apr 14, 2019
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Issack
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Apr 10, 2019
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Abdullah
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Apr 8, 2019
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Halimah
Guest
Apr 2, 2019
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Maida
Guest
Mar 16, 2019
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Sultan
Guest
Mar 13, 2019
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Zakia
Guest
Mar 12, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Mar 11, 2019
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Mar 11, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Mar 5, 2019
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Khadija
Guest
Mar 2, 2019
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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James Mduma
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Feb 24, 2019
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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George Ndungu
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Feb 22, 2019
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Hellen Nduta
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Feb 22, 2019
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Feb 21, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Safiya
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Feb 18, 2019
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Amir
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Feb 12, 2019
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Feb 11, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Yusuf
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Feb 7, 2019
😂 This is a keeper!
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Habiba
Guest
Feb 7, 2019
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Habiba
Guest
Jan 29, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Rose Amukowa
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Jan 27, 2019
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Simon Kiprono
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Jan 22, 2019
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jan 12, 2019
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Maulid
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Jan 11, 2019
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Alice Mrema
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Dec 31, 2018
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Mazrui
Guest
Dec 28, 2018
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Monica Adhiambo
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Dec 28, 2018
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Edwin Ndambuki
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Dec 27, 2018
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Joseph Kawawa
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Dec 20, 2018
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Mgeni
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Dec 11, 2018
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Henry Sokoine
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Dec 7, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Abdullah
Guest
Nov 30, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Saidi
Guest
Nov 27, 2018
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Arifa
Guest
Nov 23, 2018
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
