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Mary Kendi
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Nov 5, 2019
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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James Mduma
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Oct 31, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Oct 31, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Oct 29, 2019
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Maimuna
Guest
Oct 18, 2019
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Oct 4, 2019
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Oct 1, 2019
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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John Kamande
Guest
Sep 24, 2019
😂 This is a keeper!
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Amir
Guest
Sep 23, 2019
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Samuel Were
Guest
Sep 20, 2019
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Ahmed
Guest
Sep 19, 2019
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Saidi
Guest
Aug 26, 2019
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Aug 16, 2019
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Aug 11, 2019
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Rubea
Guest
Aug 8, 2019
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Salma
Guest
Aug 6, 2019
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jul 24, 2019
😂 Sharing right away!
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jul 16, 2019
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Arifa
Guest
Jul 15, 2019
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Sharifa
Guest
Jul 12, 2019
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Mwanais
Guest
Jul 5, 2019
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jun 27, 2019
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jun 15, 2019
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Azima
Guest
Jun 11, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Jabir
Guest
Jun 10, 2019
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jun 6, 2019
😄 You got me!
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jun 3, 2019
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jun 3, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
May 12, 2019
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Zakaria
Guest
May 12, 2019
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Mwakisu
Guest
May 4, 2019
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 21, 2019
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Apr 6, 2019
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Hassan
Guest
Apr 2, 2019
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Mar 24, 2019
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Binti
Guest
Mar 16, 2019
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Mar 6, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Mar 1, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Raha
Guest
Feb 28, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Feb 28, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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David Ochieng
Guest
Feb 28, 2019
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Feb 28, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Hashim
Guest
Feb 21, 2019
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Feb 1, 2019
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Nyota
Guest
Jan 23, 2019
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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David Chacha
Guest
Jan 12, 2019
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Kazija
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Jan 8, 2019
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jan 6, 2019
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jan 5, 2019
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jan 4, 2019
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jan 3, 2019
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jan 2, 2019
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Arifa
Guest
Dec 31, 2018
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Dec 22, 2018
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Mazrui
Guest
Dec 11, 2018
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Dec 9, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Dec 5, 2018
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Nov 22, 2018
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Nov 21, 2018
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
