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Zakaria
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Nov 7, 2019
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
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Nassor
Guest
Oct 28, 2019
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
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Fikiri
Guest
Oct 15, 2019
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
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Husna
Guest
Oct 15, 2019
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Oct 8, 2019
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
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Rahim
Guest
Oct 1, 2019
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Sep 30, 2019
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Sep 28, 2019
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Sep 26, 2019
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Sep 21, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
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Mwachumu
Guest
Sep 15, 2019
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
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Farida
Guest
Sep 13, 2019
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
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Faiza
Guest
Sep 13, 2019
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
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Mashaka
Guest
Sep 13, 2019
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
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Zubeida
Guest
Sep 11, 2019
๐ You got me good!
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Sep 4, 2019
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 11, 2019
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Aug 9, 2019
๐ Instant mood boost!
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Ibrahim
Guest
Aug 6, 2019
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
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Maida
Guest
Aug 3, 2019
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jul 30, 2019
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jul 22, 2019
๐ Iโm dying over here!
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Zulekha
Guest
Jul 14, 2019
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
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James Malima
Guest
Jul 10, 2019
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jul 9, 2019
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 20, 2019
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
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Issack
Guest
Jun 8, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
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Anna Mchome
Guest
May 31, 2019
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
May 16, 2019
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
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Yahya
Guest
May 10, 2019
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
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David Kawawa
Guest
May 4, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Apr 29, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Apr 28, 2019
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
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Masika
Guest
Apr 26, 2019
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
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Juma
Guest
Apr 24, 2019
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Apr 3, 2019
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
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Mwajuma
Guest
Mar 22, 2019
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
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Shukuru
Guest
Mar 14, 2019
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Mar 11, 2019
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Mar 11, 2019
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
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Issa
Guest
Mar 1, 2019
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Feb 25, 2019
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
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Sekela
Guest
Feb 13, 2019
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
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Rabia
Guest
Feb 13, 2019
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
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Zakia
Guest
Feb 4, 2019
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
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Faiza
Guest
Feb 1, 2019
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jan 11, 2019
๐ That punchline!
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jan 9, 2019
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jan 9, 2019
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jan 8, 2019
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Dec 30, 2018
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
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Maimuna
Guest
Dec 23, 2018
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Rukia
Guest
Nov 20, 2018
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Halimah
Guest
Nov 17, 2018
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
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Mchuma
Guest
Nov 9, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Nov 7, 2018
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Oct 25, 2018
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
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Zubeida
Guest
Oct 24, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Oct 22, 2018
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
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Hawa
Guest
Oct 21, 2018
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
