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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jan 6, 2020
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jan 5, 2020
🤣 Sending this now!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Dec 26, 2019
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Zainab
Guest
Dec 25, 2019
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Dec 20, 2019
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Dec 11, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Jaffar
Guest
Dec 3, 2019
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Jafari
Guest
Nov 25, 2019
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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George Wanjala
Guest
Nov 18, 2019
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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David Chacha
Guest
Nov 14, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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David Musyoka
Guest
Nov 10, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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David Kawawa
Guest
Nov 8, 2019
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Nov 7, 2019
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Shamim
Guest
Nov 2, 2019
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Mwajuma
Guest
Oct 24, 2019
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Amani
Guest
Oct 24, 2019
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Oct 22, 2019
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Oct 20, 2019
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Oct 16, 2019
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Oct 14, 2019
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Mtumwa
Guest
Oct 12, 2019
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Selemani
Guest
Oct 7, 2019
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Oct 4, 2019
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Jabir
Guest
Sep 30, 2019
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Sep 28, 2019
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Husna
Guest
Sep 28, 2019
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Sep 21, 2019
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Shani
Guest
Sep 18, 2019
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Sep 14, 2019
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Rahim
Guest
Sep 13, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Sep 7, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Sep 3, 2019
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Nashon
Guest
Sep 2, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mwinyi
Guest
Aug 31, 2019
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Aug 18, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Tabu
Guest
Aug 13, 2019
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Aug 1, 2019
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jul 31, 2019
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jul 31, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jul 27, 2019
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Rabia
Guest
Jul 10, 2019
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jul 8, 2019
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jul 8, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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James Kimani
Guest
Jul 6, 2019
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jul 1, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jun 22, 2019
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jun 18, 2019
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Habiba
Guest
Jun 17, 2019
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Jafari
Guest
Jun 17, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jun 14, 2019
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jun 2, 2019
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Omari
Guest
Jun 1, 2019
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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John Kamande
Guest
May 27, 2019
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Ann Awino
Guest
May 15, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Peter Otieno
Guest
May 11, 2019
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Anna Sumari
Guest
May 9, 2019
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Hashim
Guest
May 1, 2019
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Biashara
Guest
Apr 29, 2019
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Apr 29, 2019
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Baridi
Guest
Apr 26, 2019
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
