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Peter Mbise
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Aug 8, 2018
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jul 25, 2018
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jul 16, 2018
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jul 12, 2018
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
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Shani
Guest
Jul 1, 2018
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
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Sofia
Guest
Jul 1, 2018
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
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Mchawi
Guest
Jul 1, 2018
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
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Mchuma
Guest
Jun 18, 2018
๐ That punchline!
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Kiza
Guest
Jun 14, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jun 11, 2018
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
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Salima
Guest
Jun 5, 2018
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
May 29, 2018
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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David Chacha
Guest
May 29, 2018
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
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George Ndungu
Guest
May 20, 2018
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
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Jane Muthui
Guest
May 14, 2018
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
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Muslima
Guest
May 2, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
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Amir
Guest
Apr 19, 2018
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Apr 16, 2018
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 10, 2018
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Apr 5, 2018
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
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Habiba
Guest
Mar 23, 2018
๐ You totally won the internet today!
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Mar 23, 2018
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Mar 23, 2018
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Mar 9, 2018
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Mar 5, 2018
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
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Mchuma
Guest
Feb 26, 2018
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
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Azima
Guest
Feb 23, 2018
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
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Fatuma
Guest
Feb 15, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Feb 11, 2018
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Feb 9, 2018
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
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Mwakisu
Guest
Feb 8, 2018
๐ Gotta save this!
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Abdillah
Guest
Feb 7, 2018
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
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Halima
Guest
Feb 6, 2018
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Feb 3, 2018
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jan 23, 2018
This joke deserves an award! ๐
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jan 17, 2018
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jan 15, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
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Mustafa
Guest
Jan 15, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Dec 27, 2017
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
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Mariam
Guest
Dec 26, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Dec 15, 2017
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Dec 13, 2017
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Dec 11, 2017
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
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Raha
Guest
Dec 3, 2017
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
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Maulid
Guest
Nov 25, 2017
๐ Iโm saving this one!
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Nov 23, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
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Zulekha
Guest
Nov 15, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
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Sekela
Guest
Oct 30, 2017
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
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Zainab
Guest
Oct 28, 2017
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
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Nuru
Guest
Oct 27, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
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Fadhili
Guest
Oct 25, 2017
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
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Asha
Guest
Sep 20, 2017
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
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Hassan
Guest
Sep 20, 2017
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Sep 10, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Sep 9, 2017
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
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Ali
Guest
Sep 8, 2017
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
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Mohamed
Guest
Sep 3, 2017
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
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Rubea
Guest
Aug 21, 2017
๐ Pure comedy gold!
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Salima
Guest
Aug 14, 2017
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Aug 11, 2017
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
