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James Kawawa
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Jan 5, 2019
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jan 3, 2019
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Wande
Guest
Dec 8, 2018
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Yahya
Guest
Nov 24, 2018
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Nov 21, 2018
😄 You got me!
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Nov 21, 2018
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Zainab
Guest
Nov 18, 2018
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Nancy Akumu
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Nov 15, 2018
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Nov 5, 2018
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Khalifa
Guest
Oct 25, 2018
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Oct 24, 2018
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Oct 21, 2018
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Kheri
Guest
Oct 18, 2018
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Mchawi
Guest
Oct 10, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Oct 10, 2018
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Kijakazi
Guest
Sep 18, 2018
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Sep 18, 2018
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Fadhila
Guest
Sep 11, 2018
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Sep 11, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Mgeni
Guest
Sep 10, 2018
😆 Still cracking up!
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Kazija
Guest
Sep 3, 2018
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Sep 3, 2018
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Mwajabu
Guest
Sep 1, 2018
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Aug 31, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Mchuma
Guest
Aug 30, 2018
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Mjaka
Guest
Aug 24, 2018
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Aug 23, 2018
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Mtumwa
Guest
Aug 22, 2018
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Aug 15, 2018
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Zakia
Guest
Aug 8, 2018
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Aug 3, 2018
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jul 29, 2018
😁 This is gold!
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jul 14, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jul 12, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jul 12, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jul 10, 2018
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Majid
Guest
Jul 10, 2018
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jul 4, 2018
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jun 29, 2018
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jun 27, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jun 23, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jun 13, 2018
😄 Nailed it!
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jun 1, 2018
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jun 1, 2018
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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David Nyerere
Guest
May 30, 2018
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Victor Kamau
Guest
May 28, 2018
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
May 27, 2018
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Maulid
Guest
May 26, 2018
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
May 20, 2018
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
May 19, 2018
😁 This just made my day!
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
May 10, 2018
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Nashon
Guest
May 10, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Salma
Guest
May 8, 2018
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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John Mwangi
Guest
Apr 30, 2018
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Apr 28, 2018
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Apr 16, 2018
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Khamis
Guest
Apr 14, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Apr 10, 2018
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Apr 7, 2018
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
