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Omari
Guest
Apr 7, 2019
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Irene Makena
Guest
Apr 6, 2019
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Mar 30, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Jaffar
Guest
Mar 29, 2019
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Mar 28, 2019
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Mar 6, 2019
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Feb 25, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Feb 20, 2019
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Mwinyi
Guest
Feb 11, 2019
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jan 24, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jan 23, 2019
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jan 15, 2019
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Selemani
Guest
Dec 30, 2018
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Sofia
Guest
Dec 26, 2018
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Mwakisu
Guest
Dec 11, 2018
🤣 This one got me good!
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 11, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Fadhila
Guest
Dec 5, 2018
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Dec 4, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Dec 2, 2018
😆 That punchline!
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Hamida
Guest
Dec 2, 2018
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Jaffar
Guest
Dec 2, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Nov 25, 2018
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Aziza
Guest
Nov 20, 2018
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Safiya
Guest
Nov 20, 2018
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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David Kawawa
Guest
Oct 30, 2018
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Kijakazi
Guest
Oct 19, 2018
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Oct 8, 2018
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Oct 7, 2018
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Oct 5, 2018
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Shabani
Guest
Sep 9, 2018
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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George Wanjala
Guest
Sep 6, 2018
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Rukia
Guest
Aug 24, 2018
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Aug 21, 2018
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Aug 16, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Aug 6, 2018
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 4, 2018
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Leila
Guest
Aug 3, 2018
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Anna Malela
Guest
Aug 3, 2018
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Furaha
Guest
Jul 24, 2018
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jul 24, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jul 15, 2018
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jul 10, 2018
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Khadija
Guest
Jul 7, 2018
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Shukuru
Guest
Jul 6, 2018
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jul 5, 2018
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jul 4, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Furaha
Guest
Jun 17, 2018
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jun 13, 2018
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Makame
Guest
Jun 8, 2018
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jun 6, 2018
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jun 4, 2018
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jun 3, 2018
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
May 29, 2018
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
May 24, 2018
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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David Musyoka
Guest
May 22, 2018
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Biashara
Guest
May 18, 2018
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Charles Mrope
Guest
May 17, 2018
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
May 4, 2018
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Abubakar
Guest
May 2, 2018
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
