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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Nov 20, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Mwalimu
Guest
Nov 18, 2018
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Nov 17, 2018
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Nchi
Guest
Nov 16, 2018
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Rubea
Guest
Nov 13, 2018
😁 This made my day!
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Azima
Guest
Nov 13, 2018
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Nov 12, 2018
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Rabia
Guest
Oct 22, 2018
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Issa
Guest
Oct 13, 2018
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Oct 13, 2018
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Oct 6, 2018
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Mchawi
Guest
Oct 5, 2018
Thanks Ackyshine
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Biashara
Guest
Oct 3, 2018
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Sep 19, 2018
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Nuru
Guest
Sep 18, 2018
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Sep 17, 2018
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Sep 14, 2018
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Sep 11, 2018
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Sep 9, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Aug 27, 2018
😄 Perfect joke!
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Aug 19, 2018
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Aug 19, 2018
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Salum
Guest
Aug 6, 2018
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jul 25, 2018
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jul 24, 2018
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jul 18, 2018
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jul 17, 2018
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Azima
Guest
Jul 8, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jun 30, 2018
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jun 28, 2018
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jun 22, 2018
😄 Too good!
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jun 18, 2018
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Fadhili
Guest
Jun 15, 2018
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jun 15, 2018
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jun 12, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Fatuma
Guest
Jun 4, 2018
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
May 27, 2018
🤣 This one got me good!
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Grace Minja
Guest
Apr 29, 2018
😂 This is a keeper!
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Apr 20, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Apr 19, 2018
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Maulid
Guest
Apr 18, 2018
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Shukuru
Guest
Apr 18, 2018
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Khadija
Guest
Apr 11, 2018
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 8, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Apr 4, 2018
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Mar 29, 2018
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Mar 25, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Mar 18, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Zainab
Guest
Mar 12, 2018
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Mar 11, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Nasra
Guest
Mar 5, 2018
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Mar 3, 2018
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Zubeida
Guest
Mar 3, 2018
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Jaffar
Guest
Mar 3, 2018
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Mar 2, 2018
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Kazija
Guest
Feb 26, 2018
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Feb 22, 2018
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Feb 21, 2018
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Feb 18, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
