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James Malima
Guest
Mar 4, 2018
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Feb 25, 2018
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Feb 14, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Nashon
Guest
Feb 5, 2018
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Sarafina
Guest
Jan 31, 2018
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jan 13, 2018
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Nashon
Guest
Jan 12, 2018
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jan 8, 2018
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jan 5, 2018
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jan 3, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jan 3, 2018
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Safiya
Guest
Dec 31, 2017
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Mustafa
Guest
Dec 31, 2017
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Dec 26, 2017
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Dec 26, 2017
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Shani
Guest
Dec 24, 2017
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Dec 23, 2017
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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James Malima
Guest
Dec 6, 2017
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Nov 30, 2017
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Nov 19, 2017
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Nov 18, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Oct 31, 2017
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Mohamed
Guest
Oct 28, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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David Ochieng
Guest
Oct 21, 2017
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Oct 10, 2017
🤣 This one got me good!
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Daudi
Guest
Oct 9, 2017
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Oct 9, 2017
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Oct 3, 2017
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Fadhila
Guest
Sep 21, 2017
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Sep 20, 2017
😄 Nailed it!
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Sep 17, 2017
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Abubakar
Guest
Sep 13, 2017
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Sep 11, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Sep 4, 2017
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Ramadhan
Guest
Aug 30, 2017
🤣 Pure genius!
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Aug 24, 2017
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Robert Okello
Guest
Aug 9, 2017
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Furaha
Guest
Aug 2, 2017
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jul 22, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jul 16, 2017
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jul 14, 2017
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jul 11, 2017
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jul 7, 2017
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Farida
Guest
Jul 4, 2017
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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John Malisa
Guest
Jun 21, 2017
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jun 18, 2017
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jun 16, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jun 13, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jun 12, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Rahim
Guest
Jun 5, 2017
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jun 1, 2017
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
May 23, 2017
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
May 21, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Joy Wacera
Guest
May 17, 2017
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
May 14, 2017
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Josephine
Guest
May 9, 2017
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Kijakazi
Guest
May 6, 2017
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
May 2, 2017
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Apr 27, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Warda
Guest
Apr 24, 2017
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
