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Sultan
Guest
Mar 3, 2018
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Feb 25, 2018
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Feb 15, 2018
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Aziza
Guest
Feb 6, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Victor Malima
Guest
Feb 3, 2018
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Feb 1, 2018
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Abdullah
Guest
Feb 1, 2018
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jan 31, 2018
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jan 31, 2018
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Mohamed
Guest
Jan 24, 2018
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jan 23, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jan 13, 2018
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jan 11, 2018
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jan 3, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Arifa
Guest
Jan 1, 2018
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Wande
Guest
Dec 19, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Mwachumu
Guest
Dec 6, 2017
😂 This is too funny!
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Baraka
Guest
Dec 5, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Nov 28, 2017
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Nov 24, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Jabir
Guest
Nov 24, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Nov 15, 2017
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Nov 14, 2017
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Kiza
Guest
Nov 11, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Yusra
Guest
Nov 11, 2017
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Nov 8, 2017
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Nov 1, 2017
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Oct 27, 2017
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Oct 26, 2017
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Oct 25, 2017
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Oct 24, 2017
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Kiza
Guest
Oct 21, 2017
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Oct 14, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Oct 13, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Hekima
Guest
Oct 8, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Mhina
Guest
Oct 3, 2017
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Safiya
Guest
Sep 26, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Husna
Guest
Sep 20, 2017
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Shamsa
Guest
Sep 7, 2017
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Sep 4, 2017
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Irene Makena
Guest
Aug 25, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Victor Malima
Guest
Aug 19, 2017
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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James Malima
Guest
Aug 18, 2017
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Aug 10, 2017
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Maneno
Guest
Jul 25, 2017
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Chum
Guest
Jul 19, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Sultan
Guest
Jul 19, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jul 9, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jul 7, 2017
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jul 6, 2017
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jun 28, 2017
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Shamim
Guest
Jun 24, 2017
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Jamila
Guest
Jun 23, 2017
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Faiza
Guest
Jun 11, 2017
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jun 10, 2017
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jun 7, 2017
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Janet Wambura
Guest
May 30, 2017
🤣 This one got me good!
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Mchuma
Guest
May 15, 2017
😄 You got me good!
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Biashara
Guest
May 11, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
