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James Mduma
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Dec 7, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Dec 6, 2017
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Mazrui
Guest
Nov 27, 2017
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Nov 24, 2017
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Binti
Guest
Nov 23, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Issack
Guest
Nov 21, 2017
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Nov 19, 2017
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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James Kawawa
Guest
Nov 18, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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John Mwangi
Guest
Nov 16, 2017
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Nov 15, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Oct 28, 2017
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Mwalimu
Guest
Oct 17, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Shani
Guest
Oct 16, 2017
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Kheri
Guest
Sep 16, 2017
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Sep 9, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Sekela
Guest
Sep 9, 2017
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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David Sokoine
Guest
Sep 4, 2017
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Sep 2, 2017
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Yahya
Guest
Aug 23, 2017
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Aug 21, 2017
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Jamila
Guest
Aug 19, 2017
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Issa
Guest
Aug 14, 2017
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Shukuru
Guest
Aug 5, 2017
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Aug 3, 2017
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Zuhura
Guest
Jul 30, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jul 28, 2017
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jul 18, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jul 17, 2017
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jul 9, 2017
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Baridi
Guest
Jul 3, 2017
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jul 1, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jun 30, 2017
😄 You got me!
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Omari
Guest
Jun 30, 2017
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jun 29, 2017
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jun 28, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jun 26, 2017
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jun 6, 2017
😅 I needed that!
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Hashim
Guest
May 29, 2017
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Selemani
Guest
May 27, 2017
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Mary Mrope
Guest
May 25, 2017
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
May 21, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Mwinyi
Guest
May 12, 2017
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
May 10, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Martin Otieno
Guest
May 3, 2017
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Leila
Guest
Apr 22, 2017
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Mohamed
Guest
Apr 10, 2017
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Mwanais
Guest
Apr 10, 2017
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Amani
Guest
Apr 5, 2017
😄 Too good!
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Apr 5, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Apr 2, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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John Kamande
Guest
Mar 30, 2017
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Mar 29, 2017
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Shani
Guest
Mar 25, 2017
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Mar 22, 2017
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Mar 19, 2017
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Juma
Guest
Mar 17, 2017
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Mar 10, 2017
🤣 Sending this now!
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Feb 23, 2017
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Mwagonda
Guest
Feb 20, 2017
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
