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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jan 5, 2018
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Saidi
Guest
Dec 29, 2017
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Dec 13, 2017
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Dec 4, 2017
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Jaffar
Guest
Nov 14, 2017
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Mohamed
Guest
Nov 11, 2017
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Nov 4, 2017
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Ndoto
Guest
Oct 15, 2017
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Sep 26, 2017
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Sep 21, 2017
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Sep 18, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Sep 12, 2017
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Sep 8, 2017
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Yusra
Guest
Aug 27, 2017
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Issa
Guest
Aug 24, 2017
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Aug 16, 2017
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Aug 15, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Aug 13, 2017
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Zainab
Guest
Aug 10, 2017
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Abubakari
Guest
Aug 10, 2017
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Aug 8, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Aug 5, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Aug 2, 2017
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jul 30, 2017
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Abdillah
Guest
Jul 23, 2017
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Yusra
Guest
Jul 20, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Issack
Guest
Jul 17, 2017
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Faiza
Guest
Jul 8, 2017
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Hawa
Guest
Jun 29, 2017
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Nasra
Guest
Jun 15, 2017
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jun 8, 2017
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Maneno
Guest
Jun 1, 2017
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Shamim
Guest
May 26, 2017
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Mjaka
Guest
May 16, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
May 9, 2017
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Mwanajuma
Guest
May 6, 2017
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Alice Mrema
Guest
May 5, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
May 3, 2017
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Rehema
Guest
Apr 29, 2017
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Apr 27, 2017
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Apr 22, 2017
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Apr 21, 2017
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Apr 20, 2017
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Mwagonda
Guest
Apr 19, 2017
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Apr 18, 2017
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Apr 14, 2017
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Apr 9, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Apr 6, 2017
😄 Nailed it!
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Victor Malima
Guest
Apr 6, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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John Mushi
Guest
Apr 2, 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Issack
Guest
Apr 1, 2017
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Jaffar
Guest
Mar 11, 2017
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Mwalimu
Guest
Mar 1, 2017
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Feb 16, 2017
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Shamsa
Guest
Feb 8, 2017
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Feb 1, 2017
😄 You got me!
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Arifa
Guest
Jan 25, 2017
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jan 23, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
