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Mzee
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Apr 19, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Apr 15, 2017
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Nahida
Guest
Apr 11, 2017
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Apr 8, 2017
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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David Nyerere
Guest
Apr 1, 2017
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Mar 17, 2017
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Mar 16, 2017
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Nashon
Guest
Mar 8, 2017
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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James Kawawa
Guest
Mar 1, 2017
😄 You got me!
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Salum
Guest
Feb 21, 2017
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Feb 20, 2017
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jan 31, 2017
😂 This is a keeper!
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jan 22, 2017
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Nchi
Guest
Jan 18, 2017
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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John Lissu
Guest
Jan 13, 2017
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Furaha
Guest
Jan 9, 2017
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Asha
Guest
Dec 25, 2016
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Dec 23, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Majid
Guest
Dec 22, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Shamsa
Guest
Dec 17, 2016
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Ahmed
Guest
Dec 15, 2016
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Dec 5, 2016
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Maimuna
Guest
Nov 20, 2016
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Nov 18, 2016
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Nov 8, 2016
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Nov 7, 2016
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Oct 29, 2016
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Oct 25, 2016
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Zakaria
Guest
Oct 25, 2016
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Oct 21, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Oct 20, 2016
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Oct 18, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Oct 14, 2016
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Sep 24, 2016
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Sep 23, 2016
😂 So funny!
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Sep 20, 2016
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Warda
Guest
Aug 17, 2016
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Aug 7, 2016
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Kazija
Guest
Jul 31, 2016
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jul 30, 2016
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Hekima
Guest
Jul 27, 2016
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jul 23, 2016
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jul 23, 2016
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Maulid
Guest
Jun 19, 2016
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jun 18, 2016
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jun 12, 2016
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jun 8, 2016
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jun 6, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jun 2, 2016
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jun 1, 2016
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
May 25, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Mchawi
Guest
May 5, 2016
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Mjaka
Guest
Apr 30, 2016
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Apr 25, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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John Malisa
Guest
Apr 24, 2016
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Apr 21, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Sultan
Guest
Apr 20, 2016
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Tabu
Guest
Apr 14, 2016
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
