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Shani
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Feb 28, 2017
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Josephine
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Feb 2, 2017
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Nancy Kawawa
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Jan 19, 2017
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Yahya
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Jan 18, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Catherine Mkumbo
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Jan 16, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Benjamin Kibicho
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Jan 6, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Hashim
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Dec 27, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Nuru
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Dec 23, 2016
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Anna Malela
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Dec 19, 2016
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Patrick Mutua
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Dec 16, 2016
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Joseph Kawawa
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Dec 16, 2016
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Alex Nyamweya
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Dec 8, 2016
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Christopher Oloo
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Dec 7, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Mwajabu
Guest
Dec 4, 2016
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Mwanaidi
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Nov 29, 2016
😁 This is gold!
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Hassan
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Nov 27, 2016
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Thomas Mwakalindile
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Nov 23, 2016
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Mwanakhamis
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Nov 21, 2016
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Lucy Kimotho
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Nov 10, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Warda
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Nov 8, 2016
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Rashid
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Oct 22, 2016
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Patrick Kidata
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Oct 21, 2016
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Bernard Oduor
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Oct 20, 2016
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Lydia Mzindakaya
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Oct 16, 2016
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Amani
Guest
Oct 10, 2016
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Betty Cheruiyot
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Oct 6, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Zainab
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Oct 4, 2016
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Yusuf
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Sep 24, 2016
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Mwafirika
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Sep 21, 2016
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Michael Mboya
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Sep 18, 2016
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Joyce Aoko
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Sep 8, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Esther Cheruiyot
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Sep 6, 2016
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Victor Malima
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Aug 31, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Jane Malecela
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Aug 18, 2016
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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John Lissu
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Aug 14, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Elizabeth Mrema
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Aug 4, 2016
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Irene Makena
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Jul 4, 2016
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Emily Chepngeno
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Jul 4, 2016
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Frank Macha
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Jul 2, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Tambwe
Guest
Jun 29, 2016
🤣 Pure genius!
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Nancy Komba
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Jun 25, 2016
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Furaha
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Jun 19, 2016
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Latifa
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Jun 17, 2016
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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John Malisa
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Jun 7, 2016
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Paul Kamau
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May 30, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Betty Kimaro
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May 28, 2016
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Nchi
Guest
May 25, 2016
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Amani
Guest
May 20, 2016
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Nuru
Guest
May 14, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Joseph Kiwanga
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May 9, 2016
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
May 4, 2016
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Baraka
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May 3, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Monica Adhiambo
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May 3, 2016
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Philip Nyaga
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May 1, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Mazrui
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Apr 26, 2016
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Mustafa
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Apr 22, 2016
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Elizabeth Mrema
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Apr 13, 2016
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Rubea
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Apr 11, 2016
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Neema
Guest
Apr 8, 2016
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
