The best dance partner for monsters is "Boogie-monster!" ๐บ๐
Explanation: The boogie-monster is the ultimate dancing expert of the monster world! With its funky moves and groovy vibes, it can make any dance floor come alive. So, if you ever need a partner to bust a move with, look no further than the boogie-monster! ๐๐ถ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 8, 2017
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 8, 2017
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 6, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 22, 2017
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
Baridi (Guest) on April 17, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Zubeida (Guest) on April 7, 2017
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Shamsa (Guest) on March 31, 2017
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on March 24, 2017
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 21, 2017
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Grace Mushi (Guest) on March 20, 2017
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 18, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 7, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on February 28, 2017
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on February 20, 2017
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
Halima (Guest) on February 20, 2017
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
Josephine (Guest) on February 14, 2017
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Salum (Guest) on February 14, 2017
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 12, 2017
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
Mashaka (Guest) on February 11, 2017
๐ Instant mood boost!
Tabu (Guest) on February 5, 2017
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on February 4, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Leila (Guest) on January 30, 2017
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on January 16, 2017
๐ Iโm still laughing!
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 8, 2017
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
Chum (Guest) on December 22, 2016
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Mashaka (Guest) on December 1, 2016
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
Zuhura (Guest) on November 27, 2016
๐ This joke just made my day!
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on November 25, 2016
๐ Saving this one!
Abubakari (Guest) on November 14, 2016
๐ You got me!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 13, 2016
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
Rashid (Guest) on November 5, 2016
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Chiku (Guest) on November 5, 2016
๐ This is gold!
Husna (Guest) on November 4, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Asha (Guest) on November 3, 2016
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Ahmed (Guest) on October 29, 2016
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on October 18, 2016
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
Khalifa (Guest) on October 16, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Abubakari (Guest) on October 16, 2016
๐ What a joke!
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 12, 2016
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
Rashid (Guest) on October 7, 2016
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
George Wanjala (Guest) on September 21, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on September 15, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Azima (Guest) on August 25, 2016
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
Furaha (Guest) on August 12, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 11, 2016
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Henry Mollel (Guest) on August 4, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on July 25, 2016
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 22, 2016
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 18, 2016
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 13, 2016
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
Mashaka (Guest) on June 24, 2016
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Abdillah (Guest) on June 12, 2016
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
Kijakazi (Guest) on June 6, 2016
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 20, 2016
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐ ๐
Mwanaidha (Guest) on May 17, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
David Sokoine (Guest) on May 13, 2016
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
Rubea (Guest) on May 12, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Bakari (Guest) on May 4, 2016
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on April 29, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
Ndoto (Guest) on April 23, 2016
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐