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Daniel Obura
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May 8, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Joseph Mallya
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May 8, 2017
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Elizabeth Mrema
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May 6, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Catherine Naliaka
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Apr 22, 2017
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Baridi
Guest
Apr 17, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Zubeida
Guest
Apr 7, 2017
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Shamsa
Guest
Mar 31, 2017
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Mar 24, 2017
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Mar 21, 2017
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Mar 20, 2017
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Mar 18, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Mar 7, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Bernard Oduor
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Feb 28, 2017
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Feb 20, 2017
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Halima
Guest
Feb 20, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Josephine
Guest
Feb 14, 2017
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Salum
Guest
Feb 14, 2017
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Feb 12, 2017
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Mashaka
Guest
Feb 11, 2017
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Feb 4, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Leila
Guest
Jan 30, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jan 16, 2017
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jan 8, 2017
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Chum
Guest
Dec 22, 2016
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Mashaka
Guest
Dec 1, 2016
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Zuhura
Guest
Nov 27, 2016
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Nov 25, 2016
😆 Saving this one!
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Abubakari
Guest
Nov 14, 2016
😄 You got me!
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Nov 13, 2016
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Rashid
Guest
Nov 5, 2016
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Chiku
Guest
Nov 5, 2016
😁 This is gold!
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Husna
Guest
Nov 4, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Ahmed
Guest
Oct 29, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Oct 18, 2016
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Khalifa
Guest
Oct 16, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Abubakari
Guest
Oct 16, 2016
😄 What a joke!
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Oct 12, 2016
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Rashid
Guest
Oct 7, 2016
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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George Wanjala
Guest
Sep 21, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Sep 15, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Azima
Guest
Aug 25, 2016
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Furaha
Guest
Aug 12, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Aug 11, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Aug 4, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jul 25, 2016
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jul 22, 2016
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jul 18, 2016
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jul 13, 2016
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Mashaka
Guest
Jun 24, 2016
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Abdillah
Guest
Jun 12, 2016
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jun 6, 2016
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
May 20, 2016
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Mwanaidha
Guest
May 17, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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David Sokoine
Guest
May 13, 2016
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Rubea
Guest
May 12, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Bakari
Guest
May 4, 2016
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Apr 29, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Ndoto
Guest
Apr 23, 2016
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
