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Monica Nyalandu
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Nov 18, 2021
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Nov 14, 2021
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Joseph Kawawa
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Nov 8, 2021
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Jacob Kiplangat
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Nov 4, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Bahati
Guest
Nov 1, 2021
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Oct 31, 2021
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Josephine
Guest
Oct 23, 2021
😂 Gotta save this!
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Mohamed
Guest
Sep 29, 2021
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Thomas Mtaki
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Sep 25, 2021
😄 What a joke!
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George Tenga
Guest
Aug 27, 2021
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Mwanais
Guest
Aug 15, 2021
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Leila
Guest
Aug 12, 2021
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Hekima
Guest
Aug 8, 2021
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Farida
Guest
Jul 27, 2021
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jul 20, 2021
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jul 17, 2021
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Juma
Guest
Jul 11, 2021
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Fatuma
Guest
Jul 7, 2021
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Kazija
Guest
Jun 24, 2021
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jun 18, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Sekela
Guest
Jun 7, 2021
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
May 30, 2021
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
May 26, 2021
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Henry Mollel
Guest
May 17, 2021
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Charles Mrope
Guest
May 5, 2021
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Frank Macha
Guest
May 1, 2021
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Neema
Guest
Apr 20, 2021
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Warda
Guest
Apr 13, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Furaha
Guest
Apr 6, 2021
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Rahim
Guest
Mar 30, 2021
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Mar 21, 2021
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 7, 2021
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Mar 6, 2021
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Mar 6, 2021
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Mar 2, 2021
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Salum
Guest
Feb 24, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Khatib
Guest
Feb 20, 2021
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Feb 18, 2021
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Feb 16, 2021
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Neema
Guest
Feb 14, 2021
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Furaha
Guest
Jan 30, 2021
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Abdullah
Guest
Jan 28, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jan 14, 2021
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Baridi
Guest
Jan 12, 2021
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jan 8, 2021
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Bakari
Guest
Jan 8, 2021
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Shukuru
Guest
Dec 31, 2020
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Zainab
Guest
Dec 30, 2020
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Frank Macha
Guest
Dec 21, 2020
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Dec 21, 2020
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Dec 7, 2020
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Nov 25, 2020
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Bakari
Guest
Nov 23, 2020
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Rehema
Guest
Nov 14, 2020
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Ndoto
Guest
Nov 11, 2020
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Fatuma
Guest
Oct 18, 2020
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Oct 17, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Oct 11, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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John Malisa
Guest
Oct 7, 2020
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
