👥
Chiku
Guest
Jan 22, 2021
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
👥
Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jan 21, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
👥
Juma
Guest
Jan 16, 2021
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
👥
Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jan 15, 2021
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
👥
Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jan 10, 2021
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
👥
Sultan
Guest
Jan 5, 2021
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
👥
Issack
Guest
Jan 1, 2021
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
👥
Faith Kariuki
Guest
Dec 25, 2020
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
👥
Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Dec 23, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
👥
Zubeida
Guest
Dec 20, 2020
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
👥
Victor Sokoine
Guest
Dec 14, 2020
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
👥
Yahya
Guest
Dec 4, 2020
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
👥
Charles Wafula
Guest
Nov 25, 2020
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
👥
Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 24, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
👥
Maida
Guest
Nov 22, 2020
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
👥
Fikiri
Guest
Nov 19, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
👥
Grace Mligo
Guest
Nov 11, 2020
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
👥
Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Nov 10, 2020
😂 So funny!
👥
Latifa
Guest
Nov 9, 2020
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
👥
Khadija
Guest
Nov 3, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
👥
Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Oct 29, 2020
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
👥
Margaret Anyango
Guest
Oct 28, 2020
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
👥
Chum
Guest
Oct 26, 2020
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
👥
Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Oct 25, 2020
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
👥
Mwalimu
Guest
Oct 24, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
👥
Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Oct 19, 2020
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
👥
George Tenga
Guest
Oct 15, 2020
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
👥
Patrick Kidata
Guest
Oct 11, 2020
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
👥
Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Oct 5, 2020
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
👥
Michael Mboya
Guest
Oct 3, 2020
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
👥
Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Oct 2, 2020
😂 I’m saving this one!
👥
Rahma
Guest
Sep 29, 2020
😄 This is pure brilliance!
👥
Nancy Akumu
Guest
Sep 4, 2020
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
👥
Chum
Guest
Aug 30, 2020
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
👥
Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 29, 2020
😂 This is too funny!
👥
Kazija
Guest
Aug 27, 2020
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
👥
Samuel Omondi
Guest
Aug 21, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
👥
Anna Kibwana
Guest
Aug 9, 2020
😄 You totally won the internet today!
👥
Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jul 20, 2020
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
👥
Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jul 7, 2020
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
👥
Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jun 27, 2020
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
👥
Yusuf
Guest
Jun 27, 2020
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
👥
James Kimani
Guest
Jun 21, 2020
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
👥
Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jun 16, 2020
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
👥
Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jun 2, 2020
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
👥
Wilson Ombati
Guest
May 28, 2020
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
👥
Janet Sumari
Guest
May 20, 2020
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
👥
Rose Waithera
Guest
May 18, 2020
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
👥
Francis Mtangi
Guest
May 14, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
👥
Anna Sumari
Guest
May 9, 2020
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
👥
Nasra
Guest
May 7, 2020
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
👥
Nyota
Guest
May 5, 2020
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
👥
Agnes Lowassa
Guest
May 3, 2020
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
👥
Safiya
Guest
Apr 30, 2020
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
👥
Mary Njeri
Guest
Apr 28, 2020
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
👥
Simon Kiprono
Guest
Apr 27, 2020
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
👥
Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Apr 27, 2020
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
👥
Peter Mwambui
Guest
Apr 25, 2020
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
👥
Mchawi
Guest
Apr 21, 2020
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
👥
Victor Kimario
Guest
Apr 13, 2020
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
