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Nashon
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Jan 9, 2021
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jan 2, 2021
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Amina
Guest
Dec 31, 2020
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Maida
Guest
Dec 29, 2020
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Safiya
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Dec 20, 2020
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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John Lissu
Guest
Dec 16, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Dec 11, 2020
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Issack
Guest
Dec 9, 2020
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Dec 8, 2020
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Dec 2, 2020
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Habiba
Guest
Nov 26, 2020
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Nov 24, 2020
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Nov 18, 2020
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Amina
Guest
Nov 17, 2020
😆 This one really got me!
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Abubakar
Guest
Nov 15, 2020
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Nov 10, 2020
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Nov 4, 2020
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Chum
Guest
Oct 27, 2020
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Oct 26, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Oct 24, 2020
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Kahina
Guest
Oct 14, 2020
😅 I needed that!
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Habiba
Guest
Oct 10, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Masika
Guest
Oct 9, 2020
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Oct 4, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Mohamed
Guest
Oct 4, 2020
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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James Kawawa
Guest
Sep 30, 2020
😁 This just made my day!
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Sep 12, 2020
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Mariam
Guest
Sep 12, 2020
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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David Ochieng
Guest
Sep 6, 2020
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Yusuf
Guest
Sep 1, 2020
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Aug 26, 2020
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Anna Malela
Guest
Aug 24, 2020
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Hamida
Guest
Aug 17, 2020
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Aug 16, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Aug 14, 2020
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Aug 14, 2020
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Aug 11, 2020
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Aug 9, 2020
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Aug 3, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jul 31, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Kiza
Guest
Jul 26, 2020
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jul 21, 2020
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jul 6, 2020
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jul 2, 2020
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jun 19, 2020
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jun 10, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Charles Mchome
Guest
May 15, 2020
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Mwakisu
Guest
May 10, 2020
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Salum
Guest
May 7, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Maneno
Guest
May 7, 2020
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Hassan
Guest
May 3, 2020
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Nancy Komba
Guest
May 2, 2020
😂 Gotta save this!
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Mwajuma
Guest
Apr 28, 2020
😂 I’m dying!
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Apr 21, 2020
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Mar 26, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Mar 21, 2020
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Feb 27, 2020
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Feb 20, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Feb 16, 2020
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Asha
Guest
Feb 11, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
