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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Mar 11, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Mar 7, 2017
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Baridi
Guest
Feb 28, 2017
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Feb 17, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Feb 9, 2017
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Zubeida
Guest
Feb 8, 2017
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jan 19, 2017
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Asha
Guest
Jan 18, 2017
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Biashara
Guest
Jan 8, 2017
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Dec 24, 2016
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Dec 12, 2016
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Anna Malela
Guest
Dec 9, 2016
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Dec 4, 2016
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Nov 29, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Salma
Guest
Nov 27, 2016
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Chris Okello
Guest
Oct 26, 2016
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Rukia
Guest
Oct 22, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Oct 22, 2016
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Oct 21, 2016
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Oct 12, 2016
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Oct 8, 2016
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Oct 8, 2016
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Oct 4, 2016
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Oct 1, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Sep 25, 2016
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Sep 13, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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John Kamande
Guest
Sep 8, 2016
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Aug 27, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Aug 21, 2016
😄 What a joke!
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Shamim
Guest
Aug 11, 2016
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Aug 2, 2016
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Jabir
Guest
Aug 2, 2016
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jul 26, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jul 20, 2016
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jul 18, 2016
😂 I’m dying!
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 15, 2016
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jul 13, 2016
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Halimah
Guest
Jun 30, 2016
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Furaha
Guest
Jun 20, 2016
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jun 15, 2016
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Athumani
Guest
Jun 6, 2016
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Peter Otieno
Guest
May 22, 2016
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Kiza
Guest
May 19, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Apr 10, 2016
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Hamida
Guest
Apr 10, 2016
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Apr 5, 2016
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Fatuma
Guest
Apr 4, 2016
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Husna
Guest
Apr 2, 2016
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Mar 18, 2016
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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George Tenga
Guest
Mar 12, 2016
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Fadhili
Guest
Mar 7, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Feb 28, 2016
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Shukuru
Guest
Feb 27, 2016
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Mohamed
Guest
Feb 16, 2016
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Feb 10, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Abubakar
Guest
Feb 3, 2016
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Jaffar
Guest
Jan 22, 2016
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jan 5, 2016
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Zakaria
Guest
Dec 25, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
