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Catherine Mkumbo
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Jun 11, 2022
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Rabia
Guest
Jun 10, 2022
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jun 7, 2022
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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James Malima
Guest
Jun 2, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Khadija
Guest
Jun 2, 2022
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
May 12, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Abubakar
Guest
May 11, 2022
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
May 7, 2022
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Apr 27, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Amir
Guest
Apr 14, 2022
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Apr 12, 2022
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Farida
Guest
Apr 5, 2022
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Mar 27, 2022
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Yusuf
Guest
Mar 22, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Mar 19, 2022
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Samuel Were
Guest
Mar 6, 2022
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Mar 6, 2022
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Khadija
Guest
Feb 17, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Feb 8, 2022
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Mwajuma
Guest
Feb 2, 2022
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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David Kawawa
Guest
Feb 2, 2022
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Mgeni
Guest
Jan 31, 2022
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Juma
Guest
Jan 30, 2022
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jan 30, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Leila
Guest
Jan 29, 2022
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jan 23, 2022
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jan 19, 2022
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jan 17, 2022
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mchuma
Guest
Dec 19, 2021
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Nasra
Guest
Dec 12, 2021
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Dec 10, 2021
😄 You got me good!
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Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 1, 2021
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Nov 28, 2021
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Nov 22, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Nov 20, 2021
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Nov 18, 2021
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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George Ndungu
Guest
Nov 13, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Nov 1, 2021
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Oct 28, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Chris Okello
Guest
Oct 27, 2021
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Fadhili
Guest
Oct 26, 2021
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Hamida
Guest
Oct 22, 2021
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Oct 19, 2021
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Oct 12, 2021
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Oct 12, 2021
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Mashaka
Guest
Oct 6, 2021
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Sep 19, 2021
😂 This is a keeper!
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Sep 9, 2021
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Aug 27, 2021
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Aug 24, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Jamila
Guest
Aug 19, 2021
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Raha
Guest
Aug 18, 2021
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Amani
Guest
Aug 12, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Makame
Guest
Aug 11, 2021
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Aug 10, 2021
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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John Lissu
Guest
Aug 6, 2021
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Fadhili
Guest
Aug 3, 2021
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jul 21, 2021
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jul 11, 2021
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Ahmed
Guest
Jul 2, 2021
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
